The "Weighting" Game

Today I had my 6-month Dr. appointment. I always get nervous before these things; I just know what is going to happen when I step on the scales....

Of course, today was no different. The nice nurse made me pee in a cup, took my blood pressure, and made me step up to the scales. Nice enough.... Then the doctor comes in, (doesn't even complement me on my perfect blood pressure) takes one look at my chart and asks if I was hungry when I came in. I got really nervous; I didn't want to tell her that, due to my anxious nerves, I hadn't eaten breakfast!

Thats when I realized she was referring to my rapid weight gain in the past 4 weeks!

"No, I'm not hungry, doc. But now that you mention it, I could really go for a double cheeseburger!"